Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
Everyone is doomed. I want to tell you that I’m better than you. All of you are doomed, and this will be a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. The game was developed for my personal entertainment… You can try it. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. A game about a meaningless small snail (you) fighting an actual god (me).What else else do you get in this video game?
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive offer, I could add).Precise action platformingA lot of dyingA lot of playing around with the illusions and superiority of achievementThe hope that I will defeat you eventually. It’s a fun mystery to unravel…the meaning of life
I can’t wait for you to figure out what is actually going on there… lol
Look for you on the other side
Squid


The Review sponsored by mysexfamer